someone needs to lower their fucking standards and date me
I would pierce my ears just to wear these.
TODAY IN CLASS THIS CHICK WAS PASSING OUT A PACKET AND SHE JUST THREW MINE AT ME AND I SAID “Yo don’t fuckin throw that shit at me like I’m a stripper.” AND EVERYONE AROUND ME JUST STARED AT ME AND I REALIZED THAT ITS BC THATS THE FIRST THING IVE SAID IN CLASS SINCE I CAME TO THIS SCHOOL AND JFC
how to flirt with someone in a museum: introduce yourself and then say i would shake your hand but that sign says not to touch the masterpieces
I HAVE BEEN WAITING A WHOLE YEAR TO PUT THIS ON MY BLOG
I GOT A STOMACHACHE FROM EATIN’ ALL THEM COOKIES
BUT GUESS WHAT (WHAT?)
I GOT MORE COOKIES!!
IM SO GLAD HIS IS FINALLY HERE AGAIN
why would you change the source on this when my url is even on the picture?
I was wating forever for this to come on my dash again.
I will seriously never not reblog this.
okay i might be crying right now
This girl that was writing everyones grades wrote 47 for my final grade but the teacher thought it was a 97
And thats the story of how i passed Chemistry
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